Softmaxxing
Topicals & Peptides
Tret, GHK-Cu, BPC-157 protocols — at-home, evidence-led.
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Science-based aesthetics
Beauty,
decoded.
Upload one photo. In sixty seconds, glolabs.ai returns a clinical-grade facial report and a step-by-step plan to look your absolute best.
★★★★★ 4.9 · 12,400+ reports
8.4/10
Top 6% globally
Strong midface · refine submental angle
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What we measure
Forty-two facial markers. One honest score.
Our model was trained on over 2,000 academic studies in facial aesthetics, dermatology and oral-maxillofacial surgery. No filters, no flattery — just data.
01
Symmetry & proportions
Neoclassical canons, golden ratio, lower-third dynamics — measured to the millimetre.
02
Skin & texture
Erythema, pigment, pore visibility, sebum and barrier integrity scored from a single photo.
03
Bone & soft tissue
Jawline projection, malar prominence, chin position and submental angle quantified.
04
Hair & framing
Hairline maturity, density mapping and styling cues that move you up a tier instantly.
The process
Three steps to your best face.
I.
Upload one photo
Front-facing, neutral expression. Your photo is encrypted, analysed, then deleted.
II.
Receive your report
A 14-page PDF: scores, percentile, strengths, weaknesses, custom morph and order of operations.
III.
Execute the plan
Soft-maxx with our peptide and skincare protocols. Hard-maxx with our vetted clinician network.
The protocol
From tret tubes to titanium implants.
Every glolabs plan starts with the highest-leverage, lowest-risk interventions and only escalates when the data demands it.
Tier-one stack.
Always start here.
Always start here.
Softmaxxing
Skincare Stack
A 3-step custom routine matched to your barrier and pigment scores.
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Hardmaxxing
Injectables Plan
Filler, tox and biostim mapping — booked with vetted clinicians.
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Hardmaxxing
Surgical Referrals
Rhinoplasty, genioplasty, hair transplant — only world-class surgeons.
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Field notes
Twelve thousand glow-ups, and counting.
"I went from a 5.8 to a 7.4 in 9 months. The order-of-operations alone was worth 10×."
"Honest, brutal, and finally actionable. I stopped guessing what to fix."
"The peptide stack cleared my acne in 6 weeks. Skin score jumped two tiers."
Your face is your first impression.
Make it count.
Join 12,400+ men and women who finally have a clear, evidence-based plan.
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